Lair of the Octopus

Suites

Designed for travelers who crave the privacy of a well-curated suite with the charm and comfort of a boutique inn. Whether you book one suite or all eight, you’ll find space to unwind in solitude—or connect with others in our inviting common areas and the Well-Read Octopus Coffee + Shop. It’s the perfect setting for business, pleasure, or a little bit of both.

INDULGE IN COMFORT

The inviting suites of The Lair offer comfort, character, and thoughtful touches throughout. When it comes to cleanliness and coziness, you can never have too much of a good thing. Welcome to your home away from home—tropical, tranquil, and uniquely yours.

The Loft

The Loft is a private, west-facing second-floor suite with its own entrance—designed as the perfect escape for your tropical getaway. Thoughtfully styled with handmade, one-of-a-kind pieces, this airy hideaway balances comfort and character with ease. The fully equipped kitchen is ready for anything—from morning coffee to a three-course meal. The cozy living space features an intimate sofa and a 110” projector theater, perfect for movie nights in. A queen-size bed with soft cotton sheets and warm mood lighting invites deep rest. For work or extended stays, you’ll find a welcoming desk nook, while wall-to-wall windows and French doors open to a private balcony that fills the space with natural light and fresh island air. A spacious bathroom includes cotton towels, a hairdryer, and a clothing steamer—everything you need to settle in and feel at home.

Sandie Randie

Sandie Randie is a sunny, south-facing one-bedroom suite on the second floor—your own private oasis in the treetops. This vibrant space is full of personality, with colorful murals and a dreamy indoor hammock that instantly puts you in island mode. Inside, you'll find everything you need to settle in comfortably: a full-size fridge, microwave, coffee maker, cooking range, and a cozy living room with a 55” smart TV. There's also a quaint office nook for remote work or journaling between adventures, and a queen-size bed with soft cotton sheets for restful nights. The bathroom is stocked with cotton towels, a hairdryer, and a clothing steamer—all the little touches to make you feel right at home.

The Bungal-oh!

The Bungal-oh is the newest addition to The Lair—a cozy retreat designed for dreamers to reset, relax, and spark creativity. Crafted with a slow pace in mind, this suite invites you to savor every moment—from brewing local coffee or tea in the morning, selecting the perfect vinyl as the sun sets, to unwinding on the rooftop terrace beneath a star-filled sky. Inside, you’ll find all the comforts of home: a full-size fridge, microwave, coffee maker, cooking range, and a welcoming living room with a 65” smart TV. There’s a quaint office nook for work or reflection, and a cozy queen-size bed with crisp cotton sheets. The spacious bathroom is thoughtfully stocked with cotton towels, a hairdryer, and a clothing steamer for a seamless stay.

Noah Genda

Noah Genda is a charming first-floor suite with its own private entrance and a serene patio nestled among lush greenery. The full kitchen is equipped with a full-size fridge, range, microwave, coffee maker, water kettle, and all the essentials to prepare your favorite meals. The cozy living area features a loveseat and a 42” TV, perfect for relaxing after a day of exploration. The bedroom offers a comfortable queen-size bed with soft cotton sheets, an open closet, and a quaint desk space for work or reflection. The spacious bathroom includes cotton towels, a hairdryer, and a clothing steamer—everything you need for a comfortable stay.

Last Tentacle

This light-filled, second-floor private suite is a cool and comfortable sanctuary. You’ll love Last Tentacle’s west-facing private deck, perfect for soaking in vibrant sunset colors. The suite features a full-size fridge, microwave, coffee maker, cooking range, and a living room with a 55” QLED smart TV. A quaint office nook and a cozy queen-size bed with soft cotton sheets complete the space. The bathroom is thoughtfully appointed with cotton towels, a hairdryer, and a clothing steamer for your convenience.

Salty Sunset

If you are looking for a room to unplug and reconnect, Salty Sunset is the suite for you! Located on the first floor with a private entrance, this suite brings nature indoors with comfy tropical vibes. It features an 80-inch projector, so that you may enjoy a private movie theater vibe. Amenities include a kitchenette, a midsize fridge, a microwave, a coffee maker, a water kettle, and kitchen basics. The Salty Sunset suite has a queen bed with cotton sheets and a cozy bathroom equipped with a hairdryer, cotton towels, and a clothing steamer.

Flamingo Room

This spacious and romantic private suite truly stands out from the flock. Snuggle up on the queen bed with soft cotton sheets and enjoy your favorite movie on the impressive 80-inch projector. The Flamingo Room features a kitchenette with a small fridge, microwave, coffee maker, water kettle, and all the kitchen essentials. The roomy bathroom is thoughtfully stocked with cotton towels, a hairdryer, and a clothing steamer to complete your comfortable stay.

Takitezie

Takitezie is perfectly named—it’s the ideal suite to truly “take it easy.” Enjoy your meals or simply unwind on your private covered patio, a peaceful retreat to relax and recharge. Inside, you’ll find a queen bed with soft cotton sheets and a swiveling TV, perfect for comfortable viewing from anywhere in the room. The suite includes a kitchenette with a small fridge, microwave, coffee maker, water kettle, and all the kitchen essentials. The cozy bathroom is thoughtfully equipped with cotton towels, a hairdryer, and a clothing steamer to ensure a seamless stay.

Surf Shack Baby, Surf Shack!

Surf Shack is a relaxed, east-facing two-bedroom suite on the first floor, complete with its own private carport. This laid-back space features a full-size fridge, microwave, coffee maker, cooking range, and a living room with a 60” QLED smart TV. There’s a quaint office nook, and both bedrooms offer cozy queen-size beds with soft cotton sheets for ultimate comfort. The bathroom is thoughtfully equipped with a hairdryer, cotton towels, and a clothing steamer. Wi-Fi is available throughout the entire property to keep you connected.

Support Small Business

Accommodations and mobility go hand in hand when traveling. Nathan and I love supporting local small businesses that provide essential services, especially since we ourselves are small business owners offering accommodations here in Northwest Puerto Rico. We feel fortunate to connect our guests with local families who share our dedication to exceptional customer experiences. We’re proud to recommend the Velázquez Méndez family—down-to-earth, helpful, and committed to meeting your rental needs. Starting in 2025, guests of The Lair will enjoy a 10% discount and free airport pickup from Aguadilla’s BQN Airport, just 10 minutes away. The discount code will be sent once your reservation is confirmed.

Support Small Business

Accommodations and mobility go hand and hand. When traveling, Nathan and I like to get services we need from local small businesses. We ourselves have been small business owners providing accommodations here in Northwest Puerto Rico. We’re blessed to have the opportunity to pass on to our wanderlusts alike, a local small business who is as dedicated to their customers experiences as we are to ours. Our past guests and we agree, the Velázquez Méndez family is a most helpful and down to earth family, who are dedicated to your rentals needs. We’re thrilled to share that now in 2025, guests of The Lair will receive a 10% discount and FREE pick-up at Aguadilla’s BQN Airport only 10 minutes from The Lair. Discount code is sent once your reservation is confirmed.